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TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find  North  America.
MARIA:         Here it  is.
TEACHER:    Correct.  Now class, who discovered   America ?
CLASS:         Maria.
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TEACHER:   John,  why are you doing your math multiplication on  the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it  without using tables.
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TEACHER:   Glenn, how do you spell  'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:   No,  that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you  asked me how I spell it. 

(I  Love this kid)
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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for  water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are you talking  about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O. 
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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have  today that we didn't have ten years  ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so  dirty?
GLEN:         Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you  are. 
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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting  with ' I. '
MILLIE:         I  is..
TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am  the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father  didn't punish him?
LOUIS:           Because George still had the axe in his hand.   
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TEACHER:    Now,  Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers  before eating?

SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my  Mom is a good cook. 
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TEACHER:     Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the  same as your brother's. Did you copy  his?
CLYDE :         No, sir. It's the same dog. 
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TEACHER:   Harold, what do you call a person who  keeps on talking when people are no longer  interested?
HAROLD:     A teacher
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